10 good reasons why beer is better than women
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long; 2. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out; 3. When tou go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer; 4. A beer always goes down easy; 5. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer;
6. Beer is always wet; 7. A beer doesn't care when you come; 8. A frigid beer is a good beer; 9. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head; 10. If you changes beers you don't have to pay alimony.