And now for something completly different...

10 good reasons why beer is better than women

1. You can enjoy a beer all month long;
2. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out;
3. When tou go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer;
4. A beer always goes down easy;
5. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer;

6. Beer is always wet;
7. A beer doesn't care when you come;
8. A frigid beer is a good beer;
9. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head;
10. If you changes beers you don't have to pay alimony.